Oriental Stories, Spring 1931(courtesy of Ted Swedenburg)
Dear Tea-Partiers,
While you are busy having your "Restoring Honor" Rally with Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin on the anniversary of the March on Washington I am going to jump on my magic carpet and have sex with your daughters.
All of them.
Hey Bristol! I'll catch up with you post-Dancing With the Stars, okay habibi? (I hear Bristol Palin is single again but I am going to wait until she dances off some of that baby weight.)
Sincerely,
Yusef al-Chesthair of Big-Cockistan
While you are busy having your "Restoring Honor" Rally with Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin on the anniversary of the March on Washington I am going to jump on my magic carpet and have sex with your daughters.
All of them.
Hey Bristol! I'll catch up with you post-Dancing With the Stars, okay habibi? (I hear Bristol Palin is single again but I am going to wait until she dances off some of that baby weight.)
Sincerely,
Yusef al-Chesthair of Big-Cockistan
Any room for a big, greasy Eyetalian on that carpet? I'll bury any daughters we accidentally kill.
ReplyDeleteAlways. Although personally I think it's better for them to live with the shame.
ReplyDeleteSee what happens when you let the funky Arabs turn you on? You pass out in pasties, that's what!
ReplyDeleteRight? I just hope he is lifting with his legs. I know for me, after a long night of kidnapping girls into white slavery I sometimes need an Advil for lower back pain.
ReplyDeleteomfg....
ReplyDeleteToo far?
ReplyDeleteLMFAO.
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